Friday Fun

Some random thoughts and quips on a Friday. In no particular order, here we go…

  • You’ll hit a number of red traffic lights proportionate to how late you’re running.
  • Every cop show every channel…Cop: “How much have you had to drink tonight?” Driver: “Two beers” Always 2.
  • Cats do NOT always land on their feet.
  • Don’t ask how I know.
  • Want to spread the word? Tell someone “It’s a secret.”
  • Piss and moan is better than moaning while you’re pissing.

Dad jokes for the week:

  • Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? Wal-Mart, they’re the world’s largest retailer.
  • If you steal a Tesla, is it now called an Edison?
  • A man walks up to a librarian and asks, “Do you have any books on Pavlov’s dogs and Schrödinger’s cat?” The librarian responds, “It rings a bell but I’m not sure if it’s here or not.”

Have a great weekend and we’ll see you soon!

Chief Chuck